Sunday, December 28, 2008

Almost forgot.

Start Radiohead tribute band.

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Graduated. Fer rils!

I have now become the professional student and perfected this skill only for it to become mostly obsolete, similar to mostly dead, but not all dead, to wit, not all obsolete.  You see, life is less make-believe now.  (Sad admission, I know) No more fake deadlines, just real ones, that count! Obtaining an education at Weber was fantastic! I had excellent professors (not perfect) but quite sound if I may say.  Fortunately, despite my last semester being my most involved and hectic and with only 9 credit hours (three classes) I was greatly blessed to join the Corey and Kristen Bell clan for the semester and time being.  All benefits and no drawbacks!  I mean we're talking smoothies and egg muffin sandwiches that dwarf McD's McMuffins in quality and love, exquisite Sunday dinners and the list continues as we all can attest to after a homecoming and farewell recently.  After three years, I can rest easy Sunday evenings knowing homework is for silly silly students, which I am not.  All I have to worry about now is getting to work not too late, 10 or 10:30 a.m., and dodging those TPS reports!  Michael Bolton really is the man.

Plans? Yes. To plan. Basic, I know, but you have to start somewhere, right.
Thoughts? Life coach, definitely.  I've made it this far, who's to say I can't help another sap con his way along the paths of education and ladies.  Because really that's all we males care about is ladies and learning. The double L's. Really, though. No, you're right. I'm not totally being straightforward with you.  It's actually LLM. Ladies, learning and mentoring (Money's important too). Perhaps I might suggest 2L2M or we could call it L^2M^2. Whichever you prefer.

Fer rils: Girlfriend. Breakup. Europe-Germany/Switzerland/Italy. Fly back with Lufthansa. Get back together with girlfriend (maybe, we'll see, no promises). Begin career and training.  Simultaneously begin Life Coaching as consultant (drawing wisdom from Dwight K. Schrute and Buddy the Elf, especially. He has a knack for honesty and sticking to the primary colors). Experiment with Coca-cola and Mentos in the summer.  Convince 250 families to invest their life savings with this good looking, cultured, intelligent 25 year-old stockbroker.  Ask beautiful girl to marry me.  Get iPhone Nano after advising Steve in the benefits of producing a second version of the iPhone. It's cost benefit analysis, simple. And then somewhere in there I'm going to write a book.  A good one.  It can't be bad, but like a real good read, like one of those books you loved reading as a class in sixth grade. For me it was A Wrinkle in Time. Who knows, that might just send me on my way to write a second book.  To sum up the next year I will top it off with buying a new pair of soccer boots and earning 25K, 3k than I make now! I'm totally going to bed. (Just a reminder, no expectations, just like HotRod.  "You have only to believe if you wish to achieve.")

I'm Z. Casanova. Have a good night.
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